It was said that pigs will fly if America ever gets a Black President...in 100 days of Obama assuming office- Swine Flu!
Dark humour I say.
Anyways, the weird thing I found this week was... people wearing masks on the streets. Okay, I understand your concerns and your caution to wear a mask to protect yourself. But just buying a (fancy) mask is not enough. You need to know how to tie it properly. When mosquitoes can get through your mask, H1N1 definitely can.