PS: Post doubles up as a reminder to the definitely-sloshed-twin about the entitlement
The Perfect Guy
Hair color?: Black!
Eye color?: Pale brown
Height?: not too tall
Six pack?: nope
Long hair or short?: properly cut!
Big butt or little?: er...
Chest hair?: er...
Buff or skinny?: in between
Teeth?: singa pal is a must!
Funny or serious?: bit of both
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?: stay at home
Should he be able to bake or cook?: cook :)
Does he have a best friend?: sure..lot of friends!
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?: yeah..why not
Out-going or shy?: in between
Sarcastic or sincere?: sarcastic!
Does he love his mother?: yes he does
Should he watch chick-flicks?: ew..no
Would he be a smoker?: NO!!!
How about a drinking?: no problem
And swearing?: no problem at all
Would he play with your hair?: yes
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?: no
Would he pay for you when you're on a date?: yeah
Does he kiss on the first date?: er
Where would you go for dinner?: some place where the food is good :P
Would he buy you flowers?: yes
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?: sure!
Would he write poetry about you?: nope
Would he use endearments?: hmm..yeah
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?: yeah
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?: sure
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?: yup
Would you hold hands?: yup
Does he play Football?: yea maybe
Golf or something equally boring?: why not
Can he sing?: yea
Play the guitar?: nope
Play piano?: nope
Play the drums?: maybe
Can he keep his room clean?: nope
Is he an artist of sorts?: kind of
Does he write his own music?: nope
Does he have pets?: maybe
Does he use the word dude?: yeah
How about tight?: nope
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?: yes
What kind of car does he drive?: a good one
How old is he?: bit older than me
What's his name?: something