Monday, January 4, 2010

The Perfect Guy

Yesterday was one of the most remarkable days in the history of twin telepathy and twin craziness. As a result of which, I, sitting bored at work, took this entirely pointless survey. Applications invited. Conditions Apply.

PS: Post doubles up as a reminder to the definitely-sloshed-twin about the entitlement

The Perfect Guy

Hair color?: Black!
Eye color?: Pale brown
Height?: not too tall
Six pack?: nope
Long hair or short?: properly cut!
Glasses?: maybe
Piercings?: ewww
Eyebrows?: huh?
Big butt or little?: er...
Chest hair?: er...
Buff or skinny?: in between
Teeth?: singa pal is a must!

Section 2

Funny or serious?: bit of both
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?: stay at home
Should he be able to bake or cook?: cook :)
Does he have a best friend?: sure..lot of friends!
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?: yeah..why not
Out-going or shy?: in between
Sarcastic or sincere?: sarcastic!
Does he love his mother?: yes he does
Should he watch chick-flicks?:
Would he be a smoker?: NO!!!
How about a drinking?: no problem
And swearing?: no problem at all
Would he play with your hair?: yes
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?: no
Would he pay for you when you're on a date?: yeah
Does he kiss on the first date?: er
Where would you go for dinner?: some place where the food is good :P
Would he buy you flowers?: yes
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?: sure!
Would he write poetry about you?: nope
Would he use endearments?: hmm..yeah
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?: yeah
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?: sure
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?: yup
Would you hold hands?: yup

Section 3
Does he play Football?: yea maybe
Golf or something equally boring?: why not
Can he sing?: yea
Play the guitar?: nope
Play piano?: nope
Play the drums?: maybe
Can he keep his room clean?: nope
Is he an artist of sorts?: kind of
Does he write his own music?: nope
Does he have pets?: maybe

Section 4

Does he use the word dude?: yeah
How about tight?: nope
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?: yes
What kind of car does he drive?: a good one
How old is he?: bit older than me
What's his name?: something


Deepti said...

lol.. twin is sloshed again.. COMPLETELY out.. and don't worry, i shall copy paste this onto and bhaarat're bound to find the guy eventually.. teeheheheehehehehe :P

Vedha said...

BWACK BWACK BWACK. no WAY! Bad bum. Bad bum.

Sandhya said...

HAHAHAHA!! Something ;) fishy fishy :P:P:P

Sathya said...

reminds me S.Ve.Sekar's 'patthu condition' for his bride... and will never forget how Mr.Visu after all found a girl for him..

crashed into this blog on searching for Jayamohan's 'Kanyakumari'

Vedha said...

oh ok...Kanyakumari was the only book i read of Jayamohan. and i didnt really like it. did u?

dinesh said...

good effect for this post ;-)

Sathya said...

nope. not read.. not much of a novel reader.. was searching the book for more specific reasons..
good effect indeed!!!