Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cricket. Show all posts

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Saturday - Of Dope Tests and Secrets



The Indian players (Sachin Tendulkar, captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni, Virender Sehwag, Yuvraj Singh, Harbhajan Singh, Zaheer Khan, Gautam Gambhir, Irfan Pathan, Munaf Patel, Jhulan Goswami and Mithali Raj) who have been selected by the ICC for dope testing have objected to the whereabouts clause. (The clause requires players to detail their whereabouts for an hour between 6am and 11pm every day for the next three months to allow random out-of-competition testing.)

When the whole world is undergoing the test, (Bindra says it is no big deal, he's been doing it for a long time now...), why not these people? I agree they think it is an invasion of privacy whatever...but heck, you're a celebrity! Of course you don't have privacy! And everybody in the media anyway knows where you are.

Weird...

PS: A close runner up and something more...hmm..let's say "interesting" is this

Saturday, May 23, 2009

RIP CSK

From the next season, I'm only supporting the Knight riders.
CSK BADLY let me down losing against Bangalore-the one city I hate from the bottom of my heart.

In Season I, Deccan and RCB were 8th and 7th, and NOW!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Clap Clap Clap

Yay! Kings XI Punjab --- busssssu.... now with the kind of net run rate they have, they have no chance of making it to the semis! La la la...

IPL 2009 is now a complete Bollywood-free Zone!!

YAY!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Of Knights and Kings and spies


:-( Today, the Fake IPL Player...the best entertainer of the whole of IPL 2009 has released a shadow video, and is no more. Will definitely miss you FIP!

KKR won their last two matches, and proved what brilliant fighters they are! Go Knights! I'm really really glad you helped kick out the "defending champions" Shane 'Womaniser' Warne's team out of IPL 2009. The look on Shilpa Shetty's face is worth millions! and I'm glad none of Warne's "exploits" were fruitful at the end.

And while I'm writing this, the so-called "Super" kings are struggling to win against the Kings XI (although how many of the XI are kings is still a question. Appam sort of became prince today taking two prize wickets). Thanks to KKR, wait, they won against us as well, so in a way no thanks to KKR., but yeah...what the hell... we are into the semi-finals. (Aah...60/6! We might win this for all you know!)

Cricket is indeed a game of glorious uncertainties. Twenty20 more so.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mixed emotions


சிலர் சிரிப்பார்...சிலர் அழுவார்... நான் அழுதுகொண்டே சிரிக்கின்றேன்!
(For all those specimens who can only speak Tamil: silar siripaar, silar azhuvaar, naan azhudhu konde sirikindren)
(For specimens who can understand only machi macha Tamil: Some people laugh, some people cry, I'm crying while laughing...bwack..horrible translation)
Anyway, this is the song that came into my mind when I saw Saha scoring that last run. Two foreign players, winning a match for the Kolkata team in the 'Indian' premier league. Finally Skipper should be happy. I'm wondering what Bhookha thinks about the win. The young domestic players were ecstatic though...they were jumping up and down..looking at them, one would've thought they were playing for the Munaippa naicker boys ischool against World XI. Well... it is Dada's team, so all said and done, I'm happy for the Knights :-)

Coming to the Super Kings, muahahaha... Balaji and Morkel. I have sooo much to say about them, but the words just don't seem to come. (Does Blogger have a censor that filters cuss words?) Morkel at least half proved he deserved to be called an all-rounder. But Balaji! I know he is the highest wicket taker for CSK but all of us also know what a Kodai vallal he is. And he can't hold the bat. The costliest cheer leader for the super kings is Makhaya Ntini. I don't see the point why they want to keep a South African bowler in the dug out, not giving him even one match. Anyway, Oram and Morkel have been scoring in single digits in almost all the matches, so the team management can as well replace one of these two with Ntini and bring in some useful domestic player like Vidyut or Aniruddha in the playing XI. What say?

Saturday, May 16, 2009

We are into the semi-finals!!!

Match 47- Chennai Super Kings Vs Mumbai Indians

Chennai Super Kings innings

Chennai Super Kings: 50 runs in 8.5 overs (54 balls), Extras 5
Drinks: Chennai Super Kings - 56/2 in 10.0 overs (ML Hayden 15, S Badrinath 15)
Chennai Super Kings: 100 runs in 14.3 overs (90 balls), Extras 17
4th Wicket: 50 runs in 37 balls (ML Hayden 28, MS Dhoni 10, Ex 12)
ML Hayden: 50 off 51 balls (3 x 4, 1 x 6)
Chennai Super Kings: 150 runs in 19.1 overs (120 balls), Extras 26



"Orange thoppi Anna" (like my mum said) did it for us again. What a match! When Albie Morkel took the first wicket of Dwayne Bravo, I was like yay!! When Jayasuriya got out, we got more hyper. Then, CSK sort of lost the plot and Duminy(He is SUCH a cutie I say! When the bowler does his run-up, his eyes become all wide and his face screwed up in concentration!! AAH!) showed some fireworks at the end. Target - 149!
Definitely not Mission Impossible. But Kutti(or Parthiv Patel) first-ball duck. Less than 60 runs in the first 10 overs... er... I admit, I did change channels after a point of time. I only started watching after the 15th over, when the target looked gettable. And just when the score board read '27 runs from 18 balls', who comes in but the famous slapper(?!) Bhajji! Singh really proved to be the king for us, and after his lovely over, the score card tilted to our favour...and the rest as they say, is history. Dhoni hit the ball for a four to get the winning runs and yay!! We are into the semi-finals!! 'Aamchi Mumbai'-kars are going back home!!!

Adi adi adi adi nethi adi
Athanai dhisaiyilum suthi adi
nila pandhaye sixer adi
nee adithaal imayathil vetri kodi

Chennai Chennai Super Kings!!!!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Blasts and Boycott




Serial Blasts in Delhi... so many people dead. So many people injured. So much BLOOD. All because a few dumb(No, I guess they ARE intelligent, so let's make it EVIL) people wanted to prove themselves. Shame on the government, shame on them...





After all this, Australian Cricket Board is questioning the security measures taken, and are considering to boycott the Australian team's visit to India next month. Duh. It's not just shame on the government and the terrorist groups(who are totally nuts!), it's a shame for us.

Shame Shame puppy shame...

Thursday, May 29, 2008

The pitch called life!




The spirits were high at the Wanderer’s stadium. India Vs South Africa, finals of the Honda Cup. India were 256/6, struggling to get to the total 262 with two balls remaining. Dinu Rathore, the Indian all-rounder was at 47 playing resplendently. Deepak Patnakar, the fresh blood to the Indian team, was at the non-striker’s end, eagerly awaiting his maiden one-day international fifty. The young wicket-keeper was determined to get that, and, a win for his team. He was playing good, with 49 runs in just 30 balls and 2 stumpings in the previous session.
Dinu Rathore was waiting for the ball, and it came in full swing, he struck hard and the ball went hurtling, he called for a run, then a second, and then, a third, almost impossible run, but Deepak readily obeyed, he didn’t care about his fifty anymore, all it mattered was the win. He was half-way through, but Dinu was unmoved, for the South-African star fielder Mark Fletcher had already stopped the running ball. Dinu wanted to get his 38th fifty in style; he was not going to get out saving this teeny boy. No, not Dinu. Deepak ran back, but the red ball struck the stumps and he was out, out for 49.
He was shocked by Dinu’s behaviour; Deepak knew he could’ve got there if he had tried his best to. He made his way to the pavilion, disheartened.
Shiv Subramaniam came in for the last ball at the non-striker’s end. 1 ball and 4 runs, the emotions were running wild, the minority Indian crowd was heard well above the South Africans. “Four!! Four!! We want four!!” the South-African bowler came running, “Go, Dinu, go!!” the bowler released the ball “Dinu! Dinu!” Dinu struck it “Four!! Four!!” and four it was! India won the match!! The crowd went berserk. Dinu was named man of the match for his splendid all-round performance. He was hero for the crowd, but not for Deepak. He knew he could’ve got the 3 runs for his team, if only he had stayed on, and, he would’ve reached his fifty.
But, Deepak didn’t know Dinu well. The others did, and a good thing they did too because Dinu wasn’t a person to be crossed.
Dinu was born in a respectably good family who took care of all his basic needs, but he was never content. He always wanted more and his one and only passion was cricket. He had to battle his way through to get to the team. The battle had made him strong, and, head-strong. All it mattered to him was the cricket pitch, victory in the game, his victory in the pitch. The game was everything for him; he held no respect for any values or for the people. He never cared about that pitch, which was even grassier, full of turners and unexpected twists than the cricket pitch, the pitch called Life. He was nonchalant and selfish. He never played charity matches, because he knew ‘money matters’ and only that mattered. The team was playing a lot of charity matches lately, because in South-Africa, an epidemic had spread, and people were struggling to find places in the hospital, leave alone, money for treatment.
But Dinu never cared who wants to help filthy, rotting ailing people when there were beautiful things to be seen and done, with his money!
They had a week off after the one-dayers before the test match. The team was playing charity matches, but Dinu was out in the country enjoying himself - South African food, South African countryside, and South African girls.
There was a warm-up match on Thursday with the A team of the hosts, before the 1st test on Saturday. Dinu was opening then, as he always did, in such matches and the South-African speedster Nako Kamata was bowling the first over. Dinu was facing the ball, and unexpectedly, Kamata’s deadly in swinger struck him hard right above the knee as he moved to avoid the ball. He was knocked down and was rushed to the hospital immediately.
Dinu was told to be under rest for 2 months, and he was not supposed to travel at least for a month, which also meant no cricket of course. Dinu was stuck in South Africa without anything to do. He was mad with rage, shouting at everyone who came his way. He was almost psychologically depressed. He was not going to play the first 3 test matches against the hosts.
The once beautiful South Africa suddenly seemed a desert to him. He was kept along with the other patients in the hospital; he couldn’t get a special place, because everywhere else was full- the epidemic. South Africa had good doctors, but no good rooms to occupy, for the moment. To Dinu, it was torturous. Watching the patients move about covered with band-aids, and nurses with masks on, the familiar hospital stink and moreover, not able to watch the matches even on TV. The daily newspaper irritated him and he was not even able to bang his legs in frustration. He became more and more animal-like.
A never-ending week passed away. The only intriguing happening to think over was this little black child. Dinu didn’t know who she was nor did he want to. But he was intrigued by her behaviour, and what she was doing in the hospital. Dinu first saw her adjusting his blanket, a filthy ragged creature with hair sticking onto ends, like Topsy in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Maybe she was one such Topsy. She had smiled at him, an innocent smile, when she saw he was awake, but Dinu didn’t need such acquaintances, he had shooed her away. Her serenity had never left her face, she went as she had come, silently.
Dinu started seeing her everyday then, hurrying around swiftly, passing medicines and adjusting the beds of the sick and helping them. Her face showed no signs of hatred or indifference towards anything. She was there day and night, and day after day, Dinu kept wondering what brought this little kid into this hell hole. One day, his curiousity got the better out of him; and he asked the nurse who came to tend him. “Nurse…” “Yes, Mr. Rathore!” said she, being obviously pleased at being addressed by the famous cricketer. “Well, that girl, over there. Who is she?” “Oh, her!” the nurse went back to her old drawl, “That’s Tiko”. “Tiko? Where does she live?” “Here” “Here! But doesn’t she have a home? Family?” Rathore looked up, but the nurse was already down the corridor.
Rathore couldn’t sleep well that day, and he knew it was not only because of his pain.
The next day, Rathore saw Tiko coming down to the ward. She was cleaning the bed next to him. Rathore said tentatively, “Tiko?”
“Sir called Tiko? Sir called me?” She sounded really excited.
“Yeah, hi! How do you do? “Rathore Sir asked Tiko how Tiko is. Tiko tells grand-children this, Sir. Tiko tells”, she said in broken English.
He smiled at her innocence. “So, you know who I am?”
“Know! Tiko knows everything about you, Sir. Tiko is a big fan of you. Tiko watches cricket when she has time”.
“So, what do you do here, Tiko?”
“Tiko works here, in hospital, Sir.”
“Work! Here?? Don’t you have a home?”
“This is Tiko’s home. Tiko lived here all her life”
“Where are your parents? Don’t you have a family?”
“Tiko’s daddy- slave. Died. Mummy sold. No brothers, no sisters. All sold or dead. Tiko doesn’t know.” The small eyes suddenly flooded with tears, but just for a moment. “Tiko has work, Sir. That lady needs Tiko help”. She showed a lady who was down with the epidemic, she was flushed with fever. “Tiko sees Sir later, Tiko is honoured”. She smiled her usual smile and ran away.
Dinu looked at her with awe. The thought of mourning a lost family is painful, but not knowing whether her family was lost or not, was really excruciating. And still, there she was, smiling and tending to the people, who were looked down upon with great dislike. For the first time, Dinu realized that he had never lost a loved one. Or was he too busy with his game, he didn’t even realize the losses he had suffered? For the second consecutive day, Dinu didn’t sleep well.
The next day, Tiko came up bringing his medicines. He smiled at her.
“Tiko, how often do you bathe?”
“Once in a week, Sir”
He shrugged. “Nurse asked you, Sir, whether you want to walk today with Tiko’s help?” She sounded hopeful.
“Well, Tiko…” he said, looking at her rags, “Sir says yes, if Tiko washes and dresses herself properly, and combs her beautiful hair well”.
Her smile waned. “Tiko doesn’t have money for dress, Sir and no time to dress”
“Don’t they pay you here, Tiko?”
“Yes, Sir. Food and 5 rands a month”
“5 rands!!!” That was the money with which he paid tips to the waiters.
“Yes, Sir.” She smiled.
“Well, if I give you money Tiko, will you dress yourself up well?”
“No, no, Sir. Tiko doesn’t take money, from anybody.
“But this is my command Tiko. You must do it.” He took some money from his wallet and gave it to her.
“Thank you, Sir. You are so kind.” She said, and ran away. Dinu felt a happiness creep over him, but he didn’t know what it was.
The next day, Tiko took Dinu out for a walk. She showed all her friends, all the people who were in the beds. “They are my only friends, Sir. So they change.” She laughed.
“This is Tikilo. His hands and legs not working”. She showed a 5 year old boy. “You mean, he is paralyzed?” “No, Sir. Tikilo’s hands, legs not working”. She signaled his hands and legs which were down like logs. Dinu shuddered. “That’s what I meant”, he said. Tikilo smiled at him. Dinu looked at him down, thought of his rage at not being able to move his limbs for some months, and felt ashamed, to the core.
“Tzu la Rathore creva?”, Tiko asked a lady next to him. She nodded. “La! Sir, Llosu knows you too! You are so famous and you, my friend.” She smiled heartily. “Can’t she talk?” Dinu asked.
“Talk? No talk, Sir. Llosu lost talk and eyes in fever”. He looked down at her closely; her eyes had no light in them. He thought to himself, “She can’t see me, or the beautiful sea and the beautiful countryside, or this little kid who is an Angel. And I, I was shouting at everyone for not being able to watch TV.” Suddenly he was brought back to the present, Tiko was looking at him. He smiled and they walked down to meet Tiko’s other “friends”.
By the end of his walk, Dinu was feeling dizzy, not because of the physical pain, but because of the mental agony he was going through. He felt contaminated, contaminated with power, position and money. He finally began to realize there was more to life than just the cricket pitch. Life itself was one such pitch- but no captain can ask the grounds men to make it to suit his team’s needs. No, it was made by one grounds man- God. And only the best players, who are capable of playing on any pitch, could survive to become known, to be men-of-the-match.
Dinu recovered soon to the doctors’ amazement. But what was even more amazing to his team-mates was, the first match he played after his recovery, was a charity match. All proceeds to the hospital. He wanted to adopt Tiko, but she refused. “Tiko’s friends need her”, she said, and ran away. But she came back. “Can I have Sir’s autograph?” Dinu smiled and wrote down, “To my Angel, who resurrected me. With Thanks, Rathore”.
The Rathore charity trust became a known organization for generous help to all kinds of helpless people. After his death, Dinu Rathore became known not only for his outstanding achievements on the cricket pitch, but also for his achievements as a human being in bringing smiles to millions of faces, for his achievements in the pitch called life.