The Perfect Guy

Yesterday was one of the most remarkable days in the history of twin telepathy and twin craziness. As a result of which, I, sitting bored at work, took this entirely pointless survey. Applications invited. Conditions Apply.

PS: Post doubles up as a reminder to the definitely-sloshed-twin about the entitlement

The Perfect Guy

Hair color?: Black!
Eye color?: Pale brown
Height?: not too tall
Six pack?: nope
Long hair or short?: properly cut!
Glasses?: maybe
Piercings?: ewww
Eyebrows?: huh?
Big butt or little?: er...
Chest hair?: er...
Buff or skinny?: in between
Teeth?: singa pal is a must!

Section 2

Funny or serious?: bit of both
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?: stay at home
Should he be able to bake or cook?: cook :)
Does he have a best friend?: sure..lot of friends!
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?: yeah..why not
Out-going or shy?: in between
Sarcastic or sincere?: sarcastic!
Does he love his mother?: yes he does
Should he watch chick-flicks?: ew..no
Would he be a smoker?: NO!!!
How about a drinking?: no problem
And swearing?: no problem at all
Would he play with your hair?: yes
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?: no
Would he pay for you when you're on a date?: yeah
Does he kiss on the first date?: er
Where would you go for dinner?: some place where the food is good :P
Would he buy you flowers?: yes
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?: sure!
Would he write poetry about you?: nope
Would he use endearments?: hmm..yeah
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?: yeah
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?: sure
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?: yup
Would you hold hands?: yup

Section 3
Does he play Football?: yea maybe
Golf or something equally boring?: why not
Can he sing?: yea
Play the guitar?: nope
Play piano?: nope
Play the drums?: maybe
Can he keep his room clean?: nope
Is he an artist of sorts?: kind of
Does he write his own music?: nope
Does he have pets?: maybe

Section 4

Does he use the word dude?: yeah
How about tight?: nope
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?: yes
What kind of car does he drive?: a good one
How old is he?: bit older than me
What's his name?: something

A survey because I want to update my blog :P (How jobless can a person get?!)

TEN HOW'S:

How did you get one of your scars? I fell down while running to catch someone and the school bag on my back fell on my hand, and it broke and got dislocated. I had an operation, and lo! I got a scar.

How did you celebrate your last birthday? :-) eeee. Ask Supri, cuz she only planned it.

How are you feeling at this moment? Good.

How did your night go last night? Er...ok I guess. I had to do some counselling to a depressed friend, so...

How did you do in high school? Very well. Which is a miracle actually, considering what a rowdy I was.

How did you get the shirt you're wearing? My siste'r's hand-me-downs.

How often do you see ur best friend? She lives right in the opposite house, so almost everyday.

How much money did you spend last month? Don't die of shock. Less than 300

How old do you want to be when you get married? 24-25?

How old will you be at your next birthday? Twenty One. They say it is a nice age, is it?

NINE WHAT'S:

Your mothers name? Saroja. (all of a sudden, it has become a cool name, eh?)

What did you do last weekend? Exactly what I'm doing this weekend. Nothing.

What is the most important part of your life? Now.

What would you rather be doing? Be anywhere but home taking dumb surveys cuz I'm jonless :P

What did you last cry over? Whoah. Nice. I don't remember :-)

What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? A bar of chocolate

What's the most important thing you look for in a significant other? Keeping people happy. Making people :-)

What are you worried about? Right now? Finding a job.

What did you have for breakfast? Straight Brunch (which is a bad habit, I know)

EIGHT HAVE YOU'S:

Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Sure, why not!

Have you ever had your heartbroken? Who hasn't?

Have you ever been out of the country? Never.

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Muahahha.. you bet!

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Yes.

Have you ever had sex on the beach? I'm still a virgin. Did I answer your question?

Have you ever dated someone younger than you? :P Yeah.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day? Sure. Harry Potter 7

SEVEN WHO'S:

Who was the last person you saw? Our servant maid

Who was the last person you texted? Texting. Deepti.

Who was the last person you hungout with? Hmm. Nandhini, Mrudhula and Vasanth Anna

Who was the last person to call you? Mum

Who did you last hug? Mum or dad

Who is the last person who texted you? Deepti!

Who was the las person you said "i love you" to? I love you!

SIX WHERE'S:

Where does your best friend live? Told you that already. Opposite my house. And also, one in Kilpauk and one in Kotturpuram and one in Clifton Park, NY.

Where did you last go? Bathroom :P

Where did you last hang out? Nandhini's place

Where do you go to school? Did. Montford.

Where is your favorite place to be? Tough question. Lots of places.

Where did you sleep last night? My room!

FIVE DO'S/DOES:

Do you like someone right now? No

Do you think anyone likes you? Not unless they tell me

Do you ever wish you were someone else? YES

Do you know the muffin man? Who?

Does the future scare you? Sort of. But I guess I will manage

FOUR WHY&'S:

Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)? Because they are my best friends.

Why did your parents give you the name you have? My dad named me after his dead wife, and my mum named me after her favorite Guru.

Why are you doing this survey? Because I'm jobless

Why did you get a blog? Cuz I felt like it.

THREE IF'S:

If you could have one super power what would it be?? Apparition.

If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? Yes.

If u were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring? I'll bring Someone along. I need to hurry up and find that person.

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER'S:

Would you ever get back together with any of your ex's if they asked you? Ewww. No.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? Save someone from what?

ONE LAST QUESTION

Are you happy with your life right now? Sort of...no wait... Yes. I am happy.

One More Survey (to which Deepti enthusiastically responds with a 'thu')

1. What are your initials? VN
2. What is your favorite thing to wear? jeans and tee
3. Last thing you ate? curd rice
4. One place you will NEVER eat at? restaurants that don't serve any proper vegetarian stuff
5. I say Shotgun, you say: whatever
6. Last person you hugged? don't remember
7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Don't think so, even if they do, I don't know
8. Would you date anyone you met online? no way
9. Name something you like physically about yourself: eyes. But they are unfortunately hidden behind my glasses
10. The last place you went out to dinner to? Dominos Pizza
11. Who is your best friend? Bhuvana
12. What time of the day is it? 22:06
13. Who/What made you angry today? nobody
14. Baseball or Football? neither
15. Ever gone skinny dipping? nope
16. Favorite type of Food? south indian
17. Favorite holiday: anything! as long as i get the holiday..but maybe Diwali
18. Do you download music: yup, and i dont feel guilty about it
19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? nope
20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? i wud never get any tattoo
21. Would you date the person who posted this? i just got this off the internet, so...
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? no
23. Do you love anyone? sure...
24. Are colored contact lenses sexy? sort of
25. Have you ever bungee jumped? nope
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? nope
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? noo
28. How many pets do you have? none
29. Have you met a real redneck? nope
30. How is the weather right now? pleasant
31. What are you listening to right now? my keyboard
32. What is your current favorite song? lesa lesa
33. What was the last movie you watched? ghajini in hindi
34. Do you wear contacts? i wish
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Saradha Akka's house
36. What are you afraid of? loved ones getting hurt
37. How many piercings have you had? ears
38. What piercings do you want? nothing
39. What's one thing you've learned this year? u r ur only friend
40. What do you usually order from restaurants? food :P
41. What Magazines are you reading? Vikatan
42. Have you ever fired a gun? yea..diwali gun
43. Are you missing someone? like hell
44. Favorite TV show? hmm...
45. Do you have an obession with WoW? nope.
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? yea.
47. What celeb do you look like? i dunno.. dont think i look like one
48. Who would you like to see right now? Raj anna
49. Favorite movie of all time? Anbe Sivam
50. Do you find yourself loved? yes.
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to? loads of times.
52. Favorite smell? wet earth
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? BUTTER!
54. Ever put a friend in a cop car on JukePix.com? i will try now...
55. Ever been in a cop car in real life? nope
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? this is the really sad thing abt flicking surveys off the internet... u have questions that are no way related to you and the place you live. Sometimes, i change questions...sometimes i just go GRR
58. What's something that really bugs you? questions like no. 57
59. Do you like Michael Jackson? yes i do.
60. Taco Bell or Burger King? see what i meant?
61. What's your favorite perfume? anything that smells good.. favorite.. i had this Elizabeth Arden Green Tea... it was exotic really
62. Favorite IPL team? Chennai Super kings!! Roar lions!!
63. Ever called 100? nope
64. Nipple or Nose rings? EWW
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? 24 hours?
66. Last time you went bowling? never
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Hmm... no idea
68. Who was your last phone call? Kuchi... i mean Divya H
69. Last time you were at work? college? a week back
70. What's the closest orange object to you? a ball

One More Survey because I am jobless

1. What are you wearing? tee and skirt

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Blue

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Definitely!

4. Do you plan outfits? Very rarely

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Sick

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? travel bag

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? A-i-m

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Mum asking me something

9. Did you meet anybody new today? Nope.

10. What are you craving right now? Question No. 2

11. Do you floss? Nope

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? cabbage

13. When was the last time you talked on aim? I use Meebo, and I'm talking right now!

14. Are you emotional? yup

15. Would you dance to the taco song? havent heard it

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? nope

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick

18. Do you like your hair? yup

19. Do you like yourself? i used to

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? loads of them, loads of times

21. Do you like cottage cheese? yea..

22. What are you listening to right now? Hey Salaa

23. How many countries have you visited? muahaha...

24. Are your parents strict? Sort of. Actually not really

25. Would you go sky diving? sure

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Ew...

27. Would you throw potatoes at him? someone threw shoes at him, did you know?

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? yea, glittery ribbons

29. Have you ever been in a castle? i've been in a palace

30. Do you rent movies often? nope.

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? no math no math!

32. Have you made a prank phone call? sure

33. Do you own a gun? no

34. Can you count backwards from 74? yea, why not.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight? me

36. Brown or white eggs? neither

37. Do you own something from Pantaloons? yea, thanks to nandy and raj

38. Ever been on a train? huh? of course yes.

39. Ever been in love? sure.

40. Do you have a cell-phone? yup

41. Are you too forgiving? no

42. Do you use chap stick? no

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? going to college

44. Can you use chop sticks? hehe.. ask supri

45. Ever have cream puffs? nope

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? MUAHAHAHA

47. What was the last question you asked? what is appa doing?

48. What was the last CD you bought? not technically 'bought' but those CDs where Supri speaks Sudhha thamizh

49. Boys or girls? Girls!!

50. What is your bus number for school? 29 C

51. Is your hair curly? it used to be, before i got a mottai

52. Last time you cried? yesterday

53. Ever walked into a wall? yea

54. Do looks matter? actually they shudn't, but they do

55. Have you ever bought anything from Himalaya? my soap, my toothpaste and cream

56. Have you ever slapped someone? yea. last time i slapped someone really hard was in 11th std.

57. Favorite time of the year? nights, any season

58. Favorite color? blue blue blue and black

59. Are you sarcastic? absolutely

60. Do you have any tattoos? no

61. The last person you held hands with? Supri. EWWWWWW

62. Do you sleep with the TV on? no. but i know someone who does, everyday.

63. Where was your default picture taken at? in college.

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? yea.

65. Do you like your life right now? not at all

66. How often do you talk on the phone? very often

67. What is your favorite animal? Billi :)

68. What was the most recent thing you bought? Rangeela paint for Priya

69. Do you have good vision? no, i wear glasses

70. Can you hula hoop? what is that?

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Hmmm...no.

72. Do you have a job? not now.

73. Can you handle the truth? yeah.

74. What are you wearing? i told u alredy.. tee and skirt.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window? good i didnt have to.

Finish the Sentence Survey

Hi, my name is: Vedha

Never in my life have I been: dead :)

The one person who can drive me nuts is: this person who no more drives me nuts

High school: Montford

When I'm nervous: my hands tend to shiver

The last song I listened to was: Vizhigalin arugilin vaanam (Azhagiya Theeye)

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: Bhuvana!

My hair is: short

When I was 5: my school had khaki uniforms

Last Christmas: fell on a weekday

I should be: moving on

When I look down I see: the floor

The happiest recent event was: Secret Santa in college and Home Alone with Supri :)

By this time next year: I should be a working woman

My current gripe is: not getting my offer letter

I have a hard time understanding: a lot of things, recently.

There's this girl I know that: betrayed me

You know I like you when: I do nice little things for you

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: apart from parents, Bhuvana

Take my advice: Expectation hurts, so don't expect.

The thing I want to buy: a handbag

If you visited the place I was born: you would realise why people don't want to get admitted in government hospitals :P

I plan to visit: Alvia, soon.

If you spent the night at my house: you will have a good sleep, really! Yeah, you also get to eat Amma's cooking and use the internet. lol.

I'd stop my wedding if: the guy didn't love me.

The world could do without: the scumsucker from VIT

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it :P

Most recent thing I've bought myself: ear-rings

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Food :)

My middle name is: I don't have one, technically. But you can say Prashanthy is sort of like one.

In the morning I: don't see the sun rise.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: weird question. Hmmm... humans. Man is a social animal.

Last night I was: reading The Tales of Beedle the Bard (I miss Harry Potter!!!)

There's this guy I know who: can be really STUBBORN.

If I was an animal I'd be: a cat

A better name for me would be: Vedha.

Tomorrow I am: going for a movie with Nelofer.

Tonight I am: going to read a good book.

My birthday is: 29th october

Survey Survey!!

I used to do a lot of these kind of surveys a few years ago. Now, nobody even sends me surveys... yuck. Is this also part of "growing up"?! Anyway, I still have them stored in my hard drive. :-) I guess they make a good blog post too. So here goes!!!



ANGER



Who did you last get angry with? The THIEF in college.

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes, why not!

How about of the same sex? Yea, sure!

Who was the last person who got really angry at you? No clue.

What is your pet peeve? somebody singing the same lines of the song over and over again, queues and smoking. I have lots more!!!

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends on what it is, I try to let it go, but sometimes I can't.


SLOTH



1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time? supposed to? hmm... study? lol.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? i've slept for some 15 hrs continuously but i dunno at what time i got up...

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. Hmmm... Honest answer? Someone I met at the beach on sunday.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "They were busy, sir. I couldn't reach them". -I'm gonna make this excuse today afternoon.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through (one of the long ones...)? oh yeah, why not.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? hmm.. goes to think, definitely a long time ago. You wouldn't think I NEED a work out in the first place.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today? 4 times. Wow! I can actually answer this question today! I hit the snooze button 4 times, and 5th time I just switched the alarm off, and went back to sleep.


GLUTTONY


1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
overpriced? well.. don't think so

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? ...

Vegetarians: Vegan or no? no, i do take milk products, and sometimes cakes too...

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? never drank alcohol

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? nah

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy or sweety

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? no! Have you? You gross creature! ick!


GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? zero

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? None really..

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? spend it

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? well, if you are famous, you are most likely rich, so both!

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? hmm...goes to think.

6. Have you ever stolen anything? o yeah..

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? over 1000 :-) I am proud of my collection!

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Hmmm... my Mp3 collection? ;-)

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Ask them

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? be in contact with ALL my friends till i die(or they die! LOL!)

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yea, if its not fair mostly... or out of frustration.. yes

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? maybe.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? never did

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Designed an invitation for our college IT fair. Hope our entry is selected.


ENVY


1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? hmm...some of my friends have boyfriends, but I'm the single category...so there's your answer.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I wouldn't do it

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? myself

4. Have you ever been cheated on? nope..not really..NO. I wish not.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah, my nose and skin and teeth maybe...

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? a care-free nature at times...

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Yeah. sort of.

FAITH


1. What religion do you follow? Well...I don't belong to one really.

2. What religion were you raised as? hindu

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human...

4. Do you believe in magic? Depends on the definition

5. What was the last promise you broke? nothing serious

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I rarely make prayers anyway.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Nobody is perfect, I'm Nobody, so I'm perfect!

HOPE

1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no.

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? A good career and a good spouse. Am I asking too much?

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? I always try not to, but in vain.

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? nope.

6. Do you gamble? no way. But I wanna go to Vegas and gamble. just once.

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? maybe


CHARITY


1. What causes do you support? orphans

2. What causes have you given money or time to? to ppl. with leprosy, polio and other such diseases and to ppl. in old age homes...through school.

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? maybe

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes..

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? no... never had to.

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? ask a friend...



FORTITUDE


1. What are you most afraid of? Afraid? I ain't afraid of anything. But I dread betrayal of trust. Keeps happening quite often these days.

2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing so far

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? mom(heroine?) always comes to my rescue. and Captain Planet. I used to LOVE that cartoon when I was younger.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes, I would

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? if that wizard is Harry Potter, i'll have him!! LOL! well, i can't pick one..
courage and heart, nobody can give u, so brains i think.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? If not, how do you avoid it?
no way.. i've bin climbing stages from since when i was 3, so i don't guess i have much of stage fright, but my legs do shake a bit when i climb up to give my views...

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? both, leader perhaps...


JUSTICE


1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? nope

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? depends

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? for some reason

4. What should be guaranteed legal? license at the age of 15(its 16 for temporaray and 18 for permanent here in India) Even then I wouldn't be able to pass the test anyway, so makes no big difference.

6. What was your favorite media circus trial? blah

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? No. Why would I?!


TEMPERANCE


1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? advice

2. Do you collect anything? Yes. Postcards, stamps, stationery, books...

3. Are you addicted to anything? addicted as in? nothing harmful.. Chocolate is an addiction.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? nope

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: hmm..do i have 2 tell u? u should be knowing that by now.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Yes, sometimes I feel obsessive


PRUDENCE

1. Who is the wisest person you know? nobody is 'wise' as such.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? don't think so

3. Do you take advice when it's given? if i feel its correct, yes

4. What area are you wisest in? lying perhaps? nah... advising? u tell me!

5. Do you drive defensively? No. I cant drive :P

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? huh?

7. What did you learn today? One of the dumbest ways to spend 15 min is by doing this survey.

Sixteen Random Things

I got tagged to do this on Facebook(write 16 random facts/habits/goals about you blah blah), I thought I might as well put it here, for lack of a better post.


1. I so don't like this pimple on my cheek
2. I'm trying to get back in touch with my penpals with who I have lost touch
3. I miss school VERRRYY much.
4. How can someone bomb such a beautiful building?
5. I'm bored
6. I don't like being 20
7. I wish I could buy Tales of Beedle the Bard
8. I wonder if I would remain single all my life
9. Studying Computers is such a bad idea these days
10. I'm wondering what to buy for Bhuvana and Chi
11. My cell phone is OLD.
12. I got a seat in the bus today!
13. I want a chocolate now.
14. Why are there 16 facts to write?
15. My latest favorite song is from the Daddy movie :-P
16. My journalism teacher has a very weird accent